Pagani’s gone full throttle into real estate, and Miami’s elite better buckle up. The Italian hypercar maestro, famous for crafting machines that look like they’re doing 200 mph standing still, just dropped two absurdly lavish penthouses in North Bay Village—and they’re tossing in a custom “Miami Edition” Utopia Roadster like it’s some fancy housewarming gift. Try $30 million and $28.5 million for these sky palaces, shattering local price records before the champagne even hits the terrace.
Perched atop the 28th and 29th floors of a sinuous tower, these pads scream Pagani DNA: think less Florida kitsch, more Modena mad science. The bigger beast sprawls over 12,200 square feet, cramming in five bedrooms, six baths, and enough outdoor space to host a small Grand Prix. Its slightly tamer sibling? A cozy 10,700 square feet, with four bedrooms and views that’ll make your Instagram followers weep. Both come with private elevators, ceilings tall enough to intimidate a giraffe, and terraces where you can watch Biscayne Bay sparkle like a billionaire’s bathtub. Oh, and yeah, each has its own rooftop pool—because why share?
Inside, it’s a car nut’s fever dream. Forget seashell motifs; this is carbon-fiber chic. Light oak floors zigzag with metal inlays like dashboard stitching, while travertine slabs lounge like they’re on a Supercar’s hood. The staircase? Pure automotive sculpture, all flowing curves and obsessive detailing. Kitchens are packed with Gaggenau gear and enough marble-to-aluminum combos to make a Pagani engineer nod approvingly. Even the showers flex, sporting honed travertine and Gessi taps that probably took longer to design than most family sedans.
Now, about that car. The Miami Edition Utopia Roadster? Drenched in a blue ripped straight from the bay, because subtlety’s overrated. Buyers also score a VIP pilgrimage to Modena, complete with a backstage pass to Horacio’s Museo and a one-on-one session to tweak both their wheels and their digs. (Garage suites? Sold separately, because of course.)
The full building? Just 70 units, all corner-loaded with terraces and ceilings that start at “roomy” and hit “cathedral” in the penthouses. Fancy sweating in style? There’s a waterfront spa, a gym that’ll shame your Peloton, and a rooftop deck with cold plunges for when the Miami heat—or your buyer’s remorse—hits hard. And if you’re the boating type, a 240-foot private boardwalk dangles your yacht like a gilded carrot. Entry price? A mere $3.7 million. Peanuts, right?
North Bay Village used to be sleepy. Now? It’s turbocharged. With these penthouses smashing price ceilings, Pagani’s proving that luxury real estate isn’t just about square footage—it’s about selling a fantasy where your apartment revs as loud as your garage. Buckle in, Miami. The arms race for outrageous living just got a Italian tune-up.
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